The Beverly Hillbillies
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:50:02
This is a carnival.
:50:04
What kind of a numbskull would
think up a harebrained scheme like this?

:50:07
That'd be me, Mr. Drysdale.
:50:09
Y- Your idea.
Well...

:50:11
Well, it's brilliant.!
:50:14
Insightful. Cutting edge.
:50:16
You're a born leader, son.
:50:19
We've have had 1,215 women
respond to the ad.

:50:22
- And two men.
- Wh...

:50:24
Once I've entered the data into the computer,
worked my magic... presto.

:50:28
- We will narrow them down to a precious few.
- Send in the next five.

:50:33
Oh, uh, Hathaway, uh,
you're not validating parking, are you?

:50:37
Parking? Um...
:50:39
Oh, that was my idea too,
Mr. Drysdale.

:50:41
Well, it's a brilliant idea,
if I may say so.

:50:46
Let's see, uh...
:50:48
1,215 women... and two men.
:50:52
At a dollar and a half
every 15 minutes.

:50:54
Ah, well, that's only
gonna cost me 5...

:50:57
5-5-5-5... $5,000.
:51:00
Well...
:51:09
- Bonjour, Jethro.
- Well, howdy, Miss Laurette.

:51:12
What is all of this?
:51:14
Miss Jane said a big fancy car
would be more suitin' to my personality...

:51:17
so I'm fixin' on makin' one
out of my truck.

:51:20
Personally, if it would have been me,
I would have just bought a new one.

:51:24
But... carry on.
:51:29
What a moron.
:51:34
Hey, organ,
what are you doin' here?

:51:36
- You come here to wrestle me?
- No.

:51:38
Or did you just come here
to kiss the gym foor?

:51:40
Come on, Morgan, just kiss it.
Come on, kiss it.

:51:43
Why don't you pick on
somebody your own size?

:51:45
And what business
is it of yours, baby?

:51:47
What are you doing here, anyway,
corn pone?

:51:51
I came by to join
the wrestlin' team.

:51:54
I don't wrestle girls,
at least not in the gym...

:51:56
but in your case,
I'll make an exception.

:51:58
- Good. Then let's get started.
- Whoa!


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