The Beverly Hillbillies
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1:07:00
I'm invitin' you to the weddin'
and the cousins.

1:07:04
But just from Jed's side,
not includin' the Kelloggs nor the Daggs.

1:07:09
Now, Granny, you're not gonna
get into your tonic...

1:07:12
and disappear like you did when Jed
married your daughter, are ya?

1:07:20
Jethrine, your UncleJed's
gettin' married.

1:07:25
I always cry at weddings.
1:07:28
Oh, now, honey.
1:07:31
I do.
1:07:38
Well, you got both kinds
of chickens here, Jed.

1:07:41
- White and the brown.
- What you got there, son?

1:07:44
Oh, it's just a standard
prenuptial agreement.

1:07:47
Miss Hathaway said for you not to tell
anyone that you signed it, not even her.

1:07:53
Well, if Miss Hathaway says so,
I don't even have to read this. It must be fine.

1:08:02
They'll be comin' from miles around
to get my expert doctorin'...

1:08:06
and I won't
turn a one away.

1:08:09
I done took me the "hypocritter" oath
to help everybody.

1:08:17
Kinda weak.
1:08:20
Probably good enough for city folk.
1:08:25
Tyler.!
1:08:29
Did you get him
to sign the papers?

1:08:32
Oh, yeah.
He's a very trusting man.

1:08:35
He thinks everyone's honest.
1:08:38
That's a quality I admire in a man
I'm taking advantage of.

1:08:41
Hey, uh, you're not
sleeping with him, are you?

1:08:44
Tyler, you know once I move in with a man,
I stop having sex with him.

1:08:48
Oh, yeah.
That's right.

1:08:50
- Keep your mind on business. Now go.
- Hey, wait.

1:08:56
- How about a little good-bye kiss?
- All right.


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