1:09:02
I knowed it!
I knowed it!
1:09:04
I done catched you red-handed,
you two-timin' hussy!
1:09:07
When I inform jed, the weddin'will be off!
1:09:11
Let's get her.
1:09:13
Uh-oh. Oh.
1:09:19
No! No! No!
1:09:26
Shut up, you old hag.!
1:09:28
We got just the place for you.
1:09:32
Let me down!
1:09:39
I've already input the info
into the computer.
1:09:42
Soon as you say "I do"... bing!
I press "Enter. "
1:09:45
Boom! The money goes
via modem to Switzerland.
1:09:48
Bing, bang, boom.
We're rich!
1:09:53
- Oh.
- Look at those legs.
1:09:56
I can't wait to get them
wrapped around me.
1:09:59
Get her off of me!
1:10:01
- Get those legs off him!
- She's got crap on her boots!
1:10:08
She doesn't even think we're her grandchildren.
1:10:11
And you say you fear
for your lives?
1:10:14
Yes. I'm afraid the poor old dear
tried to shoot us with a shotgun.
1:10:18
Are there any other
indications of dementia?
1:10:20
Last week, we caught her
trying to eat a raccoon.
1:10:23
- Really?
- She calls us kidnappers.
1:10:26
They are! They are!
The old buzzards are!
1:10:29
- Wait, now.
- Grandma, please.
1:10:31
Ow! She bit me again, honey!
1:10:34
Better check her for rabies.
1:10:36
- Get two orderlies in here stat!
- Poor old dear.
1:10:42
We can't take the heartbreak a minute longer.
We need to admit her someplace...
1:10:45
where she can be kept in a straitjacket
away from sharp objects and pay phones.
1:10:49
From what you've told me,
I'd say that your grandmother...
1:10:53
is a perfect candidate
for, uh, electroshock therapy.