:22:02
For the ruler
of this Christmasland
:22:06
Is a fearsome king
with a deep, mighty voice
:22:09
Least, that's what
I've come to understand
:22:12
And I've also heard it told
That he's something to behold
:22:16
Like a lobster huge and red
:22:19
When he sets out to slay
with his rain gear on
:22:22
Carting bulging sacks
with his big great arms
:22:26
That is so I've heard it said
:22:29
And on a dark cold night
under full moonlight
:22:33
He flies into a fog
like a vulture in the sky
:22:38
And they call him
:22:41
Sandy Claws
:22:50
Well, at least they're excited
:22:53
But they don't understand
:22:55
That special kind of feeling
in Christmasland
:23:00
Oh, well.
:23:12
Hmm.
:23:21
Hmm.
:23:34
There's got to be a logical way
to explain this Christmas thing.
:23:49
You've poisoned me for the
last time, you wretched girl.