:24:02
-You're no longer an extra...
-A bit player.
:24:04
...a supporting actor.
:24:05
You're a fucking star.
:24:07
You'll be playing your one-man show...
:24:09
...nightly for the next two fucking years!
:24:11
For a captive audience.
:24:13
You'll get out in a few years
and meet some old lady.
:24:16
You'll marry and be understanding
to your wife's needs...
:24:18
...because you'll know
what it's like to be a woman.
:24:21
You'll only want to fuck her ass
'cause her pussy won't be tight enough.
:24:25
Good point, Detective. Right?
:24:27
Fucking faggot!
:24:28
Krinkle, this is it, and it's all ours.
I mean, talk about falling into something....
:24:33
Would you shut up!
I can't understand shit.
:24:35
What happened?
What are you talking about?
:24:37
Okay, all right.
:24:39
Patrol car pulls a guy over for speeding.
:24:41
Suspect is covered with coke...
:24:42
...so they bring him to me and Nicholson.
:24:45
Nicholson and l.
:24:47
What's the difference?
:24:49
We go to work on him.
:24:50
We know something is strange 'cause he...
:24:52
...is fucking stupid, and he's got
a big bag of coke, and it's uncut.
:24:56
And you won't believe
what he's got to say.
:24:58
Seems a cop from some department,
stole...
:25:01
...$500,000 worth of coke
from the property cage....
:25:04
He sat on the shit for a year and a half.
:25:06
-Now, the cop's got this weirdo...
-Suspect's words.
:25:09
...to front for him.
:25:10
Our guy, Elliot Blitzer, is making a deal
between them and his boss...
:25:13
...big-time fucking movie producer
named Lee Donowitz.
:25:16
He did Coming Home in a Body Bag.
:25:18
A Vietnam movie?
:25:19
-Yeah.
-Good fucking movie.
:25:21
Fucking A. Great fucking movie.
:25:23
So, do you believe him?
:25:24
I believe he believes him.
:25:26
This guy is too rattled to be lying.
:25:28
He'd roll over on his mom, dad,
his two-pantied granny...
:25:30
...and the King of Siam
if he had anything on him.
:25:33
This guy was a sissy. This rabbit
will do anything not to do any time.
:25:37
You know what he'll do? He'll wear a wire.
:25:40
He'll wear a wire?
:25:41
He'll wear a wire, we talked to him.
:25:45
Dirty cops, we got to get
lnternal Affairs on this.
:25:48
I don't care who you bring in.
:25:49
You can bring in the state enlisted...
:25:51
...the ghost of Steve McQueen,
ten Roman gladiators.
:25:54
I don't give a shit as long as me and Todd
get credit for the bust.
:25:57
Listen, we found him.
We just want the fucking collar.