Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Shut the hell up, you stupid mutt!
What do you want?
HDS, sir. How are you this afternoon?
Alrighty. I have a package for you.

It sounds broken.
Most likely. I'll bet it was something
nice. This is an insurance form.

If you'll just sign here,
here, and here...

...we'll get the rest of the forms
to you soon.

That's a lovely dog.
-Do you mind if I pet him?
-I don't give a rat's ass.

Oh, brother!
That's fine. I can finish the rest.
You just have yourself a good day.
Take care now. Bye-bye.

Excuse me! HDS!
HDS! Coming through!
Got a package, people!
Get away from the door.
What's the matter with you?
I said, get!

Son of a bitch!
That was a close one!
:03:52 every contest
there must be a loser.