Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
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:11:01
My athletes have got to have
their heads in the right place!

:11:05
Shit, Roger! You've been
in this business a long time.

:11:09
You know how superstitious
these players are.

:11:13
I have a quarterback that's put his
socks on backwards since high school.

:11:17
I've got a linebacker that hasn't washed
his jockey strap in two years...

:11:21
...because he thinks flies are lucky.
:11:24
I want that fish on that field
Super Bowl Sunday.

:11:28
Find the fish...
:11:29
...or find new jobs!
:11:31
Why did it happen now,
two weeks before the Super Bowl?

:11:34
I'll tell you, it's those
animal-rights activists!

:11:37
Always out with their signs:
:11:39
"Animals were born free!
Stop torturing Snowflake!"

:11:42
That fish lives better than they do.
:11:44
The police are checking into the animal-
rights groups. Have they called back?

:11:49
No, but I wanted to tell you,
when I lost my Cuddles...

:11:52
...I hired a pet detective.
:11:55
A what?
:11:56
A pet detective.
:12:00
Thanks, Martha, but we better
leave this to professionals.

:12:03
Well, actually, he was quite good.
:12:05
Pet detection is a very involved,
highly scientific process.


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