:14:01
Come on, let's go!
:14:07
Good boy!
:14:17
Would you like an ashtray?
:14:20
I don't smoke.
:14:21
It's a disgusting habit.
:14:29
The police came today.
:14:31
Apparently, the kidnappers
came in through the back with a--
:14:34
Four-wheel-drive van,
loaded from the rear.
:14:38
Roger, how you holding up?
:14:40
If I'm walking funny it's because
I got two dozen reporters up my ass.
:14:44
They've been asking me
about Snowflake all morning.
:14:50
Who's he?
:14:51
Roger Podacter, meet Ace Ventura.
:14:54
He's our pet detective.
:14:56
Nice to meet you. You came very
highly recommended by Martha Mertz.
:15:01
Martha Mertz?
:15:03
Oh, yeah, the bitch!
:15:06
Pekingese, lost in Highland Park area.
She was half-dead when I found her.
:15:11
Is that the tank?
:15:13
Excuse me.
:15:24
-Cops drain it?
-Yes, this morning.
:15:28
If I'm not back in five minutes...
:15:30
...just wait longer.
:15:47
Captain's log, stardate 23.9, rounded
off to the nearest decimal point.
:15:52
We've traveled back in time to save
an ancient species from annihilation.
:15:57
So far...
:15:58
...no signs of aquatic life,
but I am going to find it.