Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
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:20:02
-That's it?
-I swear.

:20:04
Now will you please get out of here
before I get in trouble?

:20:10
Thank you for your cooperation.
:20:12
By the way, do you have a mint?
:20:15
Perhaps some Binaca?
:20:29
Assholomio
:20:32
Osadomia
:20:38
Holy testicle Tuesday!
:20:42
What the hell is he doing here?
:20:44
I came to confess.
:20:46
I was the second gunman
on the grassy knoll.

:20:50
Spare me the routine. I know
you're working the Snowflake case.

:20:55
May I suggest you yield
to the experts on this one?

:20:59
We'll find the porpoise.
:21:04
Now I feel better.
:21:06
Of course, that might not do any good.
:21:09
Nobody's missing a porpoise.
It's a dolphin that's been taken.

:21:13
The common harbor
porpoise has an abrupt snout...

:21:16
...while the bottle-nosed dolphin,
or Tursiops truncatus...

:21:20
...has an elongated beak, cone-shaped
teeth and a serrated dorsal appendage.

:21:24
But I'm sure you already knew that.
:21:27
That's what turns me on about you.
:21:30
Your attention to detail.
:21:32
Listen, pet dick...
:21:34
...how would you like me
to make your life a living hell?

:21:39
Well, I'm not really ready
for a relationship, Lois.

:21:42
But thank you for asking.
:21:48
Maybe I'll give you a call sometime.
:21:51
Your number still 91 1 ?
:21:52
Alrighty, then!

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