Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
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1:12:03
And that! And that!
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Having a little trouble with the lady?
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You don't understand...
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...she's a--
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Get him, Lois! Get him!
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Get him!
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Shoot him!
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-Shoot him!
-Hold your fire!

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Don't shoot!
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Put your guns down, or this cop gets it!
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I mean it!
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She's not joking!
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He kidnapped Snowflake!
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He killed Roger Podacter and was about
to kill Marino and me!

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Fiction can be fun!
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But I find the reference section
much more enlightening.

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For instance...
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...if you look up...
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...professional football's
all-time bonehead plays...

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...you might read about a Miami Dolphin
kicker named Ray Finkle...

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...who missed a 26-yard field goal
in the closing seconds of Super Bowl 17.

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You wouldn't read that Finkle
was committed to a mental hospital...

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...only to escape and join the police...
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...in a scheme
to get even with Marino...

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...whom he blamed for the entire thing!
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What are you talking about?
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She's not Lois Einhorn!
She's Ray Finkle! She's a man!

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He's lying!
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Shoot him!
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Let's just see who's lying, shall we?
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Would a real woman have to wear
one of these?


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