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:12:01
lt was like this total security building. They
slid his ticket through a slot with salad tongs.

:12:06
So just because that anus couldn't get in
means that we can't?

:12:10
lf anybody gives us any static,
l shove this in their face.

:12:13
Agh!
:12:15
But remember that fat kid
on Hard Copy with a toy gun?

:12:17
The cop zapped him with a Taser
till he went bald.

:12:20
Then he sued for a million bucks
when his pubes didn't grow.

:12:23
He's still got no hair on his balls, man.
:12:33
Go to the back.
:13:00
- lt's locked.
- Pip, give me your bank card.

:13:05
- Come on, let's go. l'll get this door open.
- Let's go, let's go, let's go.

:13:10
Piece of cake. Watch this.
:13:13
- What's your secret code?
- Huh? What for?

:13:16
That's how these things work.
:13:18
- l can't tell you my code.
- Will you tell him the code? And hurry up.

:13:22
You punch it in, OK?
:13:29
Please don't look.
:13:37
- Hey! The thing took my card!
- Oh, shit.

:13:40
All right. Stand back.
:13:42
What are you doing, MacGyver?
:13:46
Open it up. l'm gonna short-circuit it.
:13:49
- Nah.
- We almost got in. That's too bad. Let's go.

:13:52
- Hey, Pip, you quitting on us?
- The door's locked.

:13:55
You flake! You don't care about this band.
You run around all day in your fudgies.


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