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:18:01
l got booted out of Palatine Records,
my girlfriend kicks me out of the apartment...

:18:05
Well, l'm sorry.
l'm just trying to conjure up

:18:08
the kind of woman
who would go out with you.

:18:11
She's not like what you'd think.
She's actually really cool

:18:14
and, well, l guess what it all comes down to
is that we really care about each other and

:18:20
l screwed up. She's been
there for me from the beginning.

:18:23
l think l let her down,
but l still want us to be tight.

:18:26
Uh-oh, l think we're busted.
:18:29
- What did l do now?
- Get these guys out. Are we still on air?

:18:33
Milo, l get six minutes of talk an hour.
What do you care how l spend them?

:18:36
Get these morons off the air. l'm warning you.
:18:39
- Ease up. Somebody gave you a break once.
- Even though you're a goon.

:18:43
l say we make this an open forum.
Let's hear the man out.

:18:46
Go ahead, Conan. Explain to Milo
why we should play your tape.

:18:50
l'm not pulling pud here.
My entire life force is on this tape

:18:53
and l don't know what else to say.
Come on, man, can you give us a shot?

:18:57
- How can you say no to that?
- You're on thin ice. You're not untouchable.

:19:02
- You think you are, but you're not.
- Get out. Without me you have no ratings.

:19:06
We'll see about that.
Let's go. Out! All you losers.

:19:09
- Get your hands off me, Jackson.
- You wanna try gettin' physical with me?

:19:13
Listen, you shaved ape, l could have you
picking up garbage for the rest of the decade.

:19:18
You wanna get smart with me? Try it.
:19:21
l will not be pushed around
by Hollywood Boulevard trash like you.

:19:24
l'm trash?
:19:26
You think you're better than me? Huh?
:19:29
- Oops.
- He's got a gun! He's got a gun!

:19:31
Hey, stop squirming, pussy!
:19:33
l'll fill your face so full of lead,
you'll be shitting bullets for a week!

:19:39
- Come on, Rex.
- Shut up.

:19:41
- lan, you wanna talk to these fellas?
- What do you suggest?

:19:45
- Say something. They like you.
- Shut up, dick-smoke!

:19:48
Chazz, come on.
:19:51
All right. You would've been cool, but
then this penis had to step in and get heavy.

:19:56
All we wanna do is to be heard, and then go.
:19:58
Believe me, l understand. Just cool it, huh?

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