1:00:02
Oh, now what?
1:00:04
- All right, everybody back to the booth.
- Argh!
1:00:10
Oh, please, no. Don't do this.
l can't take it, man. My aunt was buried alive!
1:00:15
- Give it a rest.
- Not in the closet!
1:00:17
- What are they doing?
- Messin' with our heads.
1:00:20
Chazz! Chazz. Guys.
1:00:22
- Hey, Chazz, let me in.
- Keep an eye on him, Pip.
1:00:27
Chazz. Hey, guys. Chazz, let me in.
1:00:30
- Who are you?
- Chris Moore, Capitol Records. Let me in.
1:00:34
- l told you, man. Things are going our way.
- Take a few steps back from the door!
1:00:39
And toss me some lD.
1:00:42
- OK, here.
- How'd you find us?
1:00:44
The cops told me you're looking for a record
contract. We've gotta take advantage of this.
1:00:50
- Yeah, what's that?
- Will you look? This is hot.
1:00:52
- You're the hottest thing since Marky Mark.
- Marky Mark! That guy sucks.
1:00:56
OK, forget him.
There's magic here. Let's talk contracts.
1:01:00
l promise you, someday we're gonna be
backstage at the Forum laughing about this.
1:01:04
All right, what side did you take
in the big David Lee Roth-Van Halen split?
1:01:08
- What?
- What a question.
1:01:10
- What side did you take? Halen or Roth?
- Van Halen.
1:01:13
- He's a cop.
- Later, bacon.
1:01:16
Strictly ajudgment call. They sold a lot of
records after David left. One more question.
1:01:22
Right, right, right. Who'd win
in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?
1:01:26
- Lemmy.
- Ah!
1:01:27
- God.
- Wrong. Trick question. Lemmy is God.
1:01:30
- Oh, come on.
- Get the hell out of here!
1:01:33
Get out of here! Get out of here!
1:01:35
What the hell is this, O'Malley?
Now you bring in a cop to try to kill me?
1:01:39
ls that it? l'm not going nowhere, pal!
1:01:41
- You put the power back on.
- You're stirring the crowd up.
1:01:45
l got free concert tickets here!
1:01:47
For me and you and you...
1:01:50
What the hell is going on? Get those
people outta here! Get 'em outta here!
1:01:56
l love a parade!