Andaz Apna Apna
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:07:04
Oh, Dad!
You ruined my beautiful dream!

:07:07
Did you have to arrive just as
I was about to marry the heroine?

:07:10
- Couldn't you wait for 2 minutes?
- Shut up and get up!

:07:13
He sits at the cash-counter and goes to sleep.
:07:15
Haven't I told you, Babulal, not
to let him near the cash-counter?

:07:18
How much of money does your
cash-counter have anyway?

:07:20
A beggar of Bombay would have
more loose change than you do!

:07:24
Be careful, Babulal. Don't cut his
ear off, like you did yesterday.

:07:27
- Careful!
- How can currency notes be here?

:07:30
He took a hundred rupees
yesterday and blew it up!

:07:32
Not blew it up,
I 'spent' it.

:07:34
I had a haircut at
Taj Mahal's saloon yesterday.

:07:36
What?! I shave a hundred people
to put together Rs. 100/...

:07:43
...and you tip people at the Taj?!
Your hair hasn't been cut, too!

:07:47
They've been cut in a style you can never tell.
:07:53
Speaking a lot of English, eh?
:07:56
You fool! It was with the 'change'
from this cash-counter that I...

:08:00
...got you educated with;
threats and intimidation's.

:08:05
I somehow got you into college, too.
:08:07
But they even kicked you out of there!
:08:10
I wasn't kicked out...
I quit on my own!

:08:13
In fact, the Principal couldn't
understand what I said.

:08:16
I have many ideas in my
brains... dying to pop out!

:08:21
They're meant for the nation,
and for this generation...

:08:25
And especially so, for the fathers!
:08:26
Because, till the parent does not
improve, the nation cannot, too!

:08:31
The Principal's son could understand this...
:08:33
...but the Principal couldn't.
:08:35
But you...
:08:37
I'll shave off your hair
without even applying water!

:08:39
Oh come on, Pop!
:08:40
If you shave my hair, people'll think you've...
:08:42
- Shut up, donkey!
- Peace, father, peace...

:08:46
I have a new idea.
Why don't we sell this shop?

:08:49
We'll get good money.
:08:50
I mean, we can open a
bangles-shop with that money.

:08:55
- A bangles-shop?
- Yes. A bangles-shop.

:08:59
Just imagine...

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