Andaz Apna Apna
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2:11:00
Amuse yourself with rummy.
I'm off to play my game! Bye!

2:11:06
You're all mixed up, Uncle!
You're the real uncle!

2:11:10
Forget him and take care of
this chap. He can get violent!

2:11:13
I'll kill both of you!
2:11:15
He's not uncle,
I am!

2:11:17
You should have at least asked me who I was!
2:11:20
I had got out with great difficulty!
2:11:22
I knew when I first saw you that
you're the greatest fools ever!

2:11:28
I still haven't cooled down.
2:11:31
Donkeys! Owls! Apes! Illiterate bums...
2:11:35
Don't you dare utter another word!
2:11:38
We were just beginning to understand
who's Karisma and who's Raveena...

2:11:41
...and here's another!
Who's uncle?!

2:11:44
Is this a family-disease?
2:11:46
Is it our mistake that you resemble each other?
2:11:50
Had we asked your parents
to give birth to twins?

2:11:53
That too, a crook like him?!
What is to be done now?

2:11:56
Don't you dare move!
2:12:03
Don't wipe that off!
2:12:13
Come now...
Let's think of something.

2:12:20
What I can't understand, sir...
2:12:22
...is why do Hindi films portray
gangsters and villains...

2:12:25
...as stupid and morons?
2:12:28
Because all of them are not smart as we are.
2:12:32
- Where the hell were you?!
- What is that to you?

2:12:36
I'm Teja...
Open the door!

2:12:40
- So, you're Teja, eh?
- I... speak up!

2:12:43
This man is Teja.
2:12:44
If this is Teja, who is that man outside?
2:12:47
He was Ramgopal Bajaj.
He tricked me and locked me inside!

2:12:51
Then why did he leave these clowns with you?
2:12:54
Why don't you speak?!
2:12:57
You don't understand; He doesn't
want us to marry his daughters!


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