1:11:01
but there's concessions
we have to make.
1:11:03
- The show's a hit.
- She's not the best we could do
for the part.
1:11:06
- There's plenty other girls around.
- What are we gonna do, Cheech?
1:11:09
She throws the whole thing
out of whack. Can't you see it?
1:11:12
- The audience doesn't
know the difference.
- Oh, they know.
1:11:14
- They do not know.
- They don't know how to say it,
but they know.
1:11:17
Every time I hear that voice,
it's like a knife in my fuckin' heart.
She can't act!
1:11:21
- You listening to me?
- Cheech, take a shower.
1:11:23
She makes stuff not work. Stuff
she ain't even in comes out twisted.
1:11:27
- I can't fire her! You know this!
- Don't yell at me.
1:11:30
I am not yelling at you,
but you are too close to this.
1:11:33
Leave me alone.
I got a fuckin' headache.
1:11:35
- Leave me alone. I got a headache.
- You're being temperamental.
1:11:37
Very temperamental!
1:11:39
[ Narrating ]
Fate acts in strange ways.
1:11:42
Everyone seems to be
feeling the pressure of
our upcoming New York opening.
1:11:45
Yesterday, Warner got into a
fight with Eden, and the results
proved Cheech right yet again.
1:11:50
There you are. Mr. Purcell,
you have been stealing our
dog yummies and eating them.
1:11:54
Absolutely not.
That's an outrageous suggestion.
1:11:56
- Then let me see in your pockets.
- Would I eat dog food?
1:11:59
You'd eat anything that didn't eat
you first, you big fat pot of helium.
1:12:02
- This is the sort of food I eat:
prime loin chop.
- Let me see.
1:12:05
I do not steal from animals. Get out
of my trousers, you horrid woman.
1:12:09
Look!
Oh, thief, thief, thief!
1:12:11
It was you that drank
her saucer of milk yesterday.
1:12:14
Ow! Ow!
You fat hunk of blubber!
1:12:17
- She pushed me!
- Ow, my hand! That's 'cause
you were stealin' her dog food.
1:12:21
Somebody ought to stick
a harpoon in you, you big whale.
1:12:25
- Ow.
- I can get you a doctor.
I can get you a doctor.
1:12:28
I guess this means
you'll miss the matinee.
1:12:30
It's okay with me.
One show a day is plenty.
1:12:33
To think I didn't
believe you at first, you dear--
1:12:35
I think I can say this in the company
of-- in the company of all of you.
1:12:40
That a woman of your age
should have leapt past the realm
of such acute narcissism.
1:12:54
- What a difference with
a real actress saying those lines!
- All right.
1:12:57
- The whole play came to life!
- Listen to me.