:11:01
- Thanks.
- How much money did you leave up there?
:11:05
Like, three dollars in mixed change
and a couple of singles.
:11:08
This time in the morning,
people just get a paper or coffee.
:11:10
- You're trusting.
- Why do you say that ?
:11:13
How do you know they're taking
the right amount of change
or even paying for what they take ?
:11:17
Theoretically, people see money
on the counter, no one around,
:11:20
they think they're being watched.
:11:21
Honesty through paranoia.
:11:24
Why do you smell like shoe polish ?
:11:26
I needed shoe polish
to make that sign out there.
:11:28
- Smell won't come off.
- [ Door Opens ]
:11:32
You think anybody
can see us down here ?
:11:34
Why, you wanna have sex or something ?
:11:36
- Can we ?
- Really ?
:11:38
- l was kidding.
- Like you can't get enough of me.
:11:41
- Typically male point of view.
- How do you figure ?
:11:44
Show some bedroom proficiency,
you think you're gods.
:11:47
What about what we do for you ?
:11:49
Women as lovers are basically the same;
they just have to be there.
:11:53
- Be there ?
- Making a male climax
isn't at all challenging.
:11:56
Insert somewhere close,
preferably moist, thrust, repeat.
:12:00
How flattering.
:12:02
Now, making a woman come,
therein lies a challenge.
:12:05
You think so ?
:12:06
A woman makes a guy come,
it's standard.
:12:09
A guy makes a woman come,
it's talent.
:12:12
- And l actually date you ?
- Something wrong ?
:12:15
I'm insulted. Believe me, Don Juan, it
takes more than that to get a guy off.
:12:19
Just being there, as you put it,
is not enough.
:12:22
Hmm, I've touched a nerve.
:12:24
I'm astonished to hear you
you trivialize my role in our sex life.
:12:26
It wasn't directed at you.
I was making a broad generalization.
:12:29
You're making a generalization
about broads.
:12:31
Those are my opinions
based on the few women...
:12:33
who were goodly enough
to sleep with me.
:12:35
- How many ?
- How many what ?
:12:37
How many different girls
have you slept with ?
:12:40
- Didn't we have
this discussion once before ?
- We might have.
:12:43
- l don't remember. How many ?
- including you ?
:12:46
It better be up to and including me.
:12:48
- Twelve.
- You slept with 12 different girls ?
:12:51
Including you ? Yes.
:12:54
- Ow ! What'd you do that for ?
- You're a pig !
:12:56
- Why'd you hit me ?
- Do you know how many different men
I've had sex with ?
:12:59
Do l get to hit you after you tell me ?