:27:00
Thanks. l thought l was going
to have to go to the hospital.
:27:03
I'll throw this out
as a precautionary measure.
:27:06
[ Chuckling ]
Stings a little.
:27:08
A little word of advice: Sometimes you
got to let those hard-to-reach chips go.
:27:12
- [ Door Opens ]
- Thanks.
:27:15
You know, that article's accurate.
Caitlin really is getting married.
:27:19
-You know what l just watched ?
-Me pulling a can off some moron's fist?
:27:22
- Return Of The Jedi.
- Didn't you hear me ?
Caitlin is really getting married.
:27:26
What did you like better:
Jedi or The Empire Strikes Back ?
:27:30
- Empire.
- Blasphemy.
:27:32
Empire had the better ending.
:27:34
I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off,
finds out Vader's his father.
:27:38
Han gets frozen, taken away by
Boba Fett. it ends on such a down note.
:27:42
I mean, that's what life is:
a series of down endings.
:27:45
All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets.
:27:48
There was something else
going on in Jedi.
I never noticed it 'til today.
:27:51
- They build another Death Star, right ?
- Yeah.
:27:53
The first one
was completed and fully operational
before the rebels destroyed it.
:27:56
Luke blew it up.
Give credit where credit's due.
:27:58
- The second one was still
being built when they blew it up.
- Compliments of Lando Calrissian.
:28:02
Something just never sat right with me
that second time around.
:28:05
I could never put my finger on it,
but something just wasn't right.
:28:07
- And you figured it out.
- The first Death Star
was manned by the lmperial Army.
:28:11
The only people on board were Storm
Troopers, dignitaries, lmperialists.
:28:15
- Basically.
- So when they blew it up, no problem.
Evil's punished.
:28:18
- And the second time around ?
- it wasn't even done being built yet.
:28:22
- it was still under construction.
- So ?
:28:24
A construction job
of that magnitude would require...
:28:27
a lot more manpower
than the lmperial Army had to offer.
:28:30
I'll bet they brought independent
contractors in on that thing.
:28:32
- Plumbers, aluminum siders, roofers--
- Not just lmperialists.
:28:35
- Is that what you're getting at ?
- Exactly.
:28:37
To get it built quickly and quietly,
they'd hire anybody
that could do the job.
:28:40
You think the average Storm Trooper
knows how to install a toilet main ?
:28:43
- All they know is killing.
- So they bring in
independent contractors.
:28:47
- Why are you so upset ?
- Those innocent contractors
brought in are killed,
:28:52
casualties of a war
they had nothing to do with.
:28:55
Look, you're a roofer. Some juicy
government contract comes your way.
:28:59
You got a wife and kids,
the two-story in suburbia.