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:16:12
Well ?
:16:15
- Something like 36.
- What ? Something like 36 ?

:16:19
- Lower your voice.
- What is that-- ""Something like 36"" ?

:16:22
Does that include me ?
:16:25
- Uh... 37.
- I'm 37 ?

:16:28
- I'm going to class.
- Oh, my God.

:16:31
- 37 ! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
- in a row ?

:16:35
- Where you going ?
- Hey, listen, jerk.
Until today, you never even knew...

:16:38
how many guys l slept with
because you never even bothered to ask.

:16:41
Then you act all nonchalant
about fucking 12 girls.
I never had sex with 12 guys !

:16:45
- No, but you sucked enough dick !
- Yeah, l went down on a few guys.

:16:48
- A few ?
- One of those guys was you.
The last one, l might add.

:16:50
Which, if you're too stupid
to comprehend, means that
I've been faithful to you since we met.

:16:54
All the other guys
I went with before l met you.
If you want to have a complex, go ahead.

:16:58
But don't look at me like
I'm the town whore, because you
were plenty busy before you met me.

:17:01
Why did you suck their dick ?
Why couldn't you sleep with them
Like any other decent person ?

:17:05
Because going down isn't a big deal.
:17:07
I used to like a guy, we'd make out,
and sooner or later I'd go down on him.

:17:10
- But l only had sex
with the guys l loved.
- l feel sick.

:17:13
I love you !
Don't feel sick.

:17:15
Every time l kiss you,
I'm gonna taste 36 other guys.

:17:17
- I'm going to school. Maybe later
you'll be a bit more rational.
- I'm 37 ! l just can't--

:17:20
Good-bye, Dante !
:17:24
Hey, try not to suck any dick
on the way through the parking lot !

:17:28
Hey ! Hey, you !
Get back here.

:17:36
I thought that place was supposed
to be open at 11:00. it's 11:20.

:17:40
I've already called his house twice.
He'll be here soon.

:17:43
Hey, it's not like
it's a demanding job over there.

:17:47
I'd like to get paid
to sit on my ass and watch TV.

:17:50
I walked in the other day,
that son of a bitch was sleeping.

:17:52
- I'm sure he wasn't sleeping.
- Are you calling me a liar ?

:17:55
- Are you calling me a liar ?
- No ! He was probably
just resting his eyes.

:17:59
What the hell is that,
""resting his eyes"" ?


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