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:21:02
- l bet the most frequent topic
of arguments is Caitlin Bree.
- You win.

:21:05
I'm going to offer you some advice,
my friend. Let the past be the past.

:21:08
Forget Caitlin Bree.
You been with Veronica how long now ?

:21:10
- Seven months.
- Chick's nuts about you.

:21:12
- How long you date Caitlin ?
- Five years.

:21:14
Chick only made you nuts, man.
She cheated on you how many times ?

:21:17
- Eight and a half.
- Eight and a half ?

:21:19
Party at John Kay's, senior year;
I get blitzed, pass out in his bedroom.

:21:22
-Caitlin comes in and jumps all over me.
-So that's cheating ?

:21:25
- No.
In the middle of it she called me Brad.
- She called you Brad ?

:21:28
That's not cheating.
People say crazy shit during sex.

:21:31
- One time, l called this girl ""mom.""
- l hit the light, she freaks.

:21:34
- She thought l was Brad Michelson.
- What do you mean ?

:21:36
She was supposed to meet Brad in a
dark bedroom. She picked the wrong one.

:21:39
- She didn't even know
I was at the party.
- Oh, my God.

:21:41
- Great story, huh ?
- That girl was vile to you.

:21:44
Interesting postscript to that story.
Do you know who wound up
in that bedroom with Brad ?

:21:47
- Your mother ?
- Alan Harris.

:21:49
- Chess team Alan Harris ?
- The two moved to Idaho together.

:21:51
They raise sheep.
:21:53
- That's frightening.
- Takes different strokes
to move the world.

:21:55
In light of this lurid tale,
I don't see...

:21:57
how you could romanticize
your relationship with Caitlin.

:21:59
She broke your heart and inadvertently
drove men to deviant lifestyles.

:22:02
There was a lot of good
in our relationship.

:22:04
Aside from the cheating,
we were a great couple.

:22:06
That's what high school was about:
algebra, bad lunch and infidelity.

:22:10
- You think things
will be different this time ?
- They are.

:22:12
When she calls me now,
she's a different person.
She's frightened, vulnerable.

:22:15
She's finishing college
and about to enter the real world.
That's scary for anyone.

:22:19
- Shit, l gotta place an order.
- Talkin' to myself here.

:22:22
- I'm listening.
She's leaving college and--
- And she's looking for support.

:22:25
- l think this is leading
our relationship to a new level.
- What about Veronica ?

:22:28
I think the arguments Veronica and l are
having are some kind of manifestation...

:22:31
of a subconscious desire
to break up with her,

:22:33
so l can pursue a more meaningful
relationship with Caitlin.

:22:36
- Caitlin's on the same wavelength ?
- it's safe to say yes.

:22:38
- l think all four of you
better sit down and talk it over.
- All four ?

:22:41
You, Veronica, Caitlin
and Caitlin's fiancé.

:22:54
- Do you sell video tapes ?
- Yeah. What are you looking for ?

:22:58
- Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
- Uh, one second.


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