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:23:01
I'm on the phone
with the distribution house.
Let me make sure they got it.

:23:04
- What's it called again ?
- Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.

:23:07
- [ Child ] Happy Scrappy--
- She loves it.
- Obviously.

:23:11
This is RST Video calling.
Customer number 4352.

:23:15
I'd like to place an order.
:23:17
I need one each of the following tapes:
:23:20
Whispers in The Wind,
To Each His Own,

:23:22
Put it Where it Doesn't Belong,
My Pipes Need Cleaning,

:23:25
All Tit Fucking, Volume Eight,
I Need Your Cock,

:23:28
Ass Worshipping Rim Jobbers,
My Cunt And Eight Shafts,

:23:31
Cum Clean, Cum Gargling Naked Sluts,
Cum Buns III,

:23:35
Cumming in Socks,
Cum On ilene,

:23:38
Huge Black Cocks
With Pearly White Cum,

:23:40
Girls Who Crave Cock,
Girls Who Crave Cunt,

:23:43
Men Alone II: The KY Connection,
Pink Pussy Lips,

:23:47
oh, yeah, and, uh,
All Holes Filled with Hard Cock.

:23:50
Yup. Oh, wait a minute.
What was that called again ?

:23:54
I'm a needle, you know
:23:55
Never want to be a haystack
:24:00
Don't ever want to break
your heart in two

:24:03
Know the crowd
is gonna sell their soul

:24:06
Take it anywhere l know
Well, l promise you

:24:09
it's making me sick
:24:13
Yes, I'd like to check on
a misprint in today's edition.

:24:16
Today's edition.
:24:18
It says,
""Bree to wed Asian design major.""

:24:22
No, everything's spelled fine.
:24:24
I was just wondering
if the article was a misprint.

:24:27
I don't know,
Like a typographical error or something.

:24:30
Maybe it should say, ""Caitlin Bray""
or ""Caitlin Bre"" with one ""E.""

:24:34
I'm a curious party.
A curious party.

:24:39
I'm an ex-boyfriend, and, well,
:24:42
I talk to her all the time
and she never mentioned this engagement.

:24:44
That's why I'm thinking
maybe it's a misprint.

:24:49
Are you sure ? Maybe there's
a vindictive printer working for you.

:24:54
Meaning like, someone who asked her out
once and got shot down,

:24:58
and this is his revenge
by putting this bogus article
in the paper when it went to press.


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