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:26:01
You gotta hear him sing.
Olaf, ""Berserker.""

:26:04
- Come on, man, ""Berserker"" !
- Does he sing in English or Russian ?

:26:08
In English. Come on, ""Berserker.""
Girls think sexy.

:26:12
- Aah. Aah.
- Watch, he's gonna sing it.
It's too funny.

:26:16
My love for you
is like a truck, berserker

:26:20
Would you like
some making fuck, berserker

:26:24
- That's fuckin' funny, man.
- Did he say, ""making fuck"" ?

:26:27
[ Science Fiction Movie Sounds,
Man Screaming ]

:26:32
[ Sounds Stop ]
:26:47
My love for you
is ticking clock, berserker

:26:52
Would you like
to suck my cock, berserker

:26:56
That's beautiful, man.
:27:03
Hold on to the counter
and I'll pull.

:27:06
Usually l just turn the can upside down.
:27:09
Maybe we oughta soap your hand up.
:27:11
They oughta put a warning on these
things, like they do with cigarettes.

:27:14
- l think it's coming !
- [ Falls On Floor ]

:27:19
Thanks. l thought l was going
to have to go to the hospital.

:27:22
I'll throw this out
as a precautionary measure.

:27:25
[ Chuckling ]
Stings a little.

:27:27
A little word of advice: Sometimes you
got to let those hard-to-reach chips go.

:27:31
- [ Door Opens ]
- Thanks.

:27:35
You know, that article's accurate.
Caitlin really is getting married.

:27:38
-You know what l just watched ?
-Me pulling a can off some moron's fist?

:27:41
- Return Of The Jedi.
- Didn't you hear me ?
Caitlin is really getting married.

:27:46
What did you like better:
Jedi or The Empire Strikes Back ?

:27:49
- Empire.
- Blasphemy.

:27:51
Empire had the better ending.
:27:53
I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off,
finds out Vader's his father.

:27:58
Han gets frozen, taken away by
Boba Fett. it ends on such a down note.


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