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:45:11
- Be careful.
- I'm trying.

:45:14
You know, the insides of those has
got stuff that can give you cancer.

:45:18
- So I'm told.
- Yeah.

:45:20
I had a friend that chewed glass
for a living. in the circus.

:45:24
- And he got cancer
from chewing fluorescent bulb glass ?
- Nah.

:45:27
- Got hit by a bus.
- Oh. Can l help you ?

:45:33
Well, uh, that depends.
You got maybe a toilet in here ?

:45:37
- Yeah, but it's for employees only.
- l understand.

:45:40
But l, uh, thought maybe
you'd let me use it anyway.

:45:44
I'm not so young anymore and I'm,
how do you say, a little incontinent.

:45:48
- Sure. in the back, through the cooler.
- Thank you, sonny boy.

:46:01
Say, uh, what kind of toilet paper
you got back there ?

:46:05
- The white kind.
- l didn't ask about the color.

:46:08
I mean, is it rough
or is it cottony ?

:46:12
- Actually, it's kinda rough.
- Oh, boy !

:46:15
It's gonna knock the hell
out of my hemorrhoids.

:46:18
I thought maybe you could
Let me have a roll of the soft stuff.

:46:21
I see you sell
the soft stuff back there.

:46:24
- Yeah, but--
- Come on, boitshik !
What's the difference ?

:46:26
You said yourself
you have the rough stuff in the back.

:46:30
- Yeah, sure. Go ahead.
- Thank you, sonny boy.

:46:32
You're a lifesaver.
:46:42
Say, young fella,
I hate to bother you again,

:46:45
but, uh, maybe l could have something
in the back there to read ?

:46:48
A paper or something ?
:46:50
Sometimes it takes me a while,
:46:53
and l like to have something
to read while it's going on.

:46:55
[ Dante ]
Yeah, sure, go ahead.

:46:57
One of the magazines you got
in the back behind the counter.


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