:54:00
- Yeah, not yet.
- And l remember one time--
:54:05
I'm gonna break your fucking head,
you fucking jerk !
:54:08
- I'm sorry. He meant to hit me.
- Yeah ? Well, he missed.
:54:10
Here, let me refund your money
and we'll call if even, all right ?
:54:13
I'll never come in here again.
:54:15
And if l see you again,
I'm gonna break your fucking head open !
:54:23
- What the fuck did you do that for ?
- Two reasons.
:54:25
One, l hate it when people can't shut up
about the stupid tabloid headlines.
:54:29
- Oh, Jesus.
- And two, to prove a point.
Title does not dictate behavior.
:54:32
- What ?
- lf title dictated my behavior
as a clerk serving the public,
:54:35
I wouldn't be allowed to spit water
at that guy, but l did.
:54:38
My point is that
people dictate their own behavior.
:54:41
Even though l work in a video store,
I choose to rent movies at Big Choice.
:54:44
- Agreed ?
- You are a danger
to both the dead and the living.
:54:48
I like to think
I'm a master of my own destiny.
:54:50
- Please get the hell outta here.
- You know I'm your hero.
:54:58
Sounds to me like somebody
needs to hit the gym.
:55:01
- Excuse me ?
- l heard you strain
when you picked up that milk.
:55:04
- it only weighs seven pounds.
- l didn't strain. l sighed.
:55:07
I don't think so.
That was a grunt.
:55:09
A deep inhalation of oxygen
to aid in the stretching of muscles.
:55:12
I'm a trainer. l know what that
sound signifies. You're out of shape.
:55:16
- What ? There's no fat on my body.
- No fat !
:55:20
No tone either.
You don't get enough exercise.
:55:22
- You open ?
- Yes.
:55:24
- Just the paper.
- Thirty-five.
:55:27
Hey, uh, let me ask you a question.
Think this guy's out of shape ?
:55:30
I don't know.
Can't really tell from here.
:55:32
- l am-- l am not !
- He is.
:55:35
How much can you bench ?
:55:37
- l don't know.
- I'd say about 60, 70, tops.
:55:40
I know l can bench more than that.
:55:42
- Three-fifty, four.
- No way !
:55:44
Feel that.
:55:46
Hey, that's tight.
Solid.
:55:49
Yeah. Now feel this.
Roll up your sleeve, chief.
:55:51
- Oh, for God's sakes !
- See, you're ashamed.
:55:54
You know you're out of shape.
:55:56
Here.
Take my card.
:55:58
I can get you on
an aerobics/free weights program.