:12:02
How do you know they're taking
the right amount of change
or even paying for what they take ?
:12:06
Theoretically, people see money
on the counter, no one around,
:12:08
they think they're being watched.
:12:10
Honesty through paranoia.
:12:13
Why do you smell like shoe polish ?
:12:15
I needed shoe polish
to make that sign out there.
:12:17
- Smell won't come off.
- [ Door Opens ]
:12:20
You think anybody
can see us down here ?
:12:23
Why, you wanna have sex or something ?
:12:25
- Can we ?
- Really ?
:12:27
- l was kidding.
- Like you can't get enough of me.
:12:30
- Typically male point of view.
- How do you figure ?
:12:34
Show some bedroom proficiency,
you think you're gods.
:12:37
What about what we do for you ?
:12:39
Women as lovers are basically the same;
they just have to be there.
:12:44
- Be there ?
- Making a male climax
isn't at all challenging.
:12:47
Insert somewhere close,
preferably moist, thrust, repeat.
:12:51
How flattering.
:12:53
Now, making a woman come,
therein lies a challenge.
:12:56
You think so ?
:12:57
A woman makes a guy come,
it's standard.
:13:00
A guy makes a woman come,
it's talent.
:13:03
- And l actually date you ?
- Something wrong ?
:13:06
I'm insulted. Believe me, Don Juan, it
takes more than that to get a guy off.
:13:10
Just being there, as you put it,
is not enough.
:13:13
Hmm, I've touched a nerve.
:13:15
I'm astonished to hear you
you trivialize my role in our sex life.
:13:18
It wasn't directed at you.
I was making a broad generalization.
:13:20
You're making a generalization
about broads.
:13:23
Those are my opinions
based on the few women...
:13:25
who were goodly enough
to sleep with me.
:13:27
- How many ?
- How many what ?
:13:29
How many different girls
have you slept with ?
:13:32
- Didn't we have
this discussion once before ?
- We might have.
:13:35
- l don't remember. How many ?
- including you ?
:13:38
It better be up to and including me.
:13:41
- Twelve.
- You slept with 12 different girls ?
:13:44
Including you ? Yes.
:13:47
- Ow ! What'd you do that for ?
- You're a pig !
:13:49
- Why'd you hit me ?
- Do you know how many different men
I've had sex with ?
:13:52
Do l get to hit you after you tell me ?
:13:54
- Three.
- Three ?
:13:55
- Three, including you.
- You only slept
with three different people ?
:13:58
- I'm not the pig you are.
- Who ?