:21:17
Some guy just came in
refusing to pay late fees.
:21:20
Said the store was closed for two hours
yesterday. l tore up his membership.
:21:24
Shocking abuse of authority.
:21:25
I'm a firm believer
in the philosophy of a ruling class,
:21:28
especially since l rule.
:21:30
- [ Randal ]
Want something to drink ? I'm buying.
- [ Dante ] No, thanks.
:21:33
Who was on your phone
this morning, like, 2:30 ?
:21:36
- l was trying to call for half an hour.
- Why ?
:21:38
I wanted to use your car.
Snack cake.
:21:42
You don't wanna know.
:21:44
- You call Caitlin again ?
- She called me.
:21:46
- You tell Veronica ?
- One fight a day with Veronica
is all l can stomach, thanks.
:21:49
- What do you fight about ?
- We don't fight about anything.
:21:52
She wants me to leave here and go
back to school and get some direction.
:21:55
- l bet the most frequent topic
of arguments is Caitlin Bree.
- You win.
:21:58
I'm going to offer you some advice,
my friend. Let the past be the past.
:22:01
Forget Caitlin Bree.
You been with Veronica how long now ?
:22:04
- Seven months.
- Chick's nuts about you.
:22:06
- How long you date Caitlin ?
- Five years.
:22:09
Chick only made you nuts, man.
She cheated on you how many times ?
:22:11
- Eight and a half.
- Eight and a half ?
:22:13
Party at John Kay's, senior year;
I get blitzed, pass out in his bedroom.
:22:17
-Caitlin comes in and jumps all over me.
-So that's cheating ?
:22:19
- No.
In the middle of it she called me Brad.
- She called you Brad ?
:22:23
That's not cheating.
People say crazy shit during sex.
:22:26
- One time, l called this girl ""mom.""
- l hit the light, she freaks.
:22:29
- She thought l was Brad Michelson.
- What do you mean ?
:22:32
She was supposed to meet Brad in a
dark bedroom. She picked the wrong one.
:22:35
- She didn't even know
I was at the party.
- Oh, my God.
:22:37
- Great story, huh ?
- That girl was vile to you.
:22:39
Interesting postscript to that story.
Do you know who wound up
in that bedroom with Brad ?
:22:43
- Your mother ?
- Alan Harris.
:22:45
- Chess team Alan Harris ?
- The two moved to Idaho together.
:22:47
They raise sheep.
:22:49
- That's frightening.
- Takes different strokes
to move the world.
:22:51
In light of this lurid tale,
I don't see...
:22:53
how you could romanticize
your relationship with Caitlin.
:22:55
She broke your heart and inadvertently
drove men to deviant lifestyles.
:22:58
There was a lot of good
in our relationship.