:33:00
- l don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.
- l beg your pardon ?
:33:03
Your ruse.
Your cunning attempt to trick me.
:33:07
I was only pointing out that
you weren't paying any attention
to what l was saying.
:33:11
And l hope it feels good.
:33:13
- You hope what feels good ?
- l hope it feels so good to be right.
:33:16
There's nothing more exhilarating...
:33:18
than pointing out
the shortcomings of others, is there ?
:33:21
[ Heavy Sigh ] Well, this is
the last time l rent here !
:33:24
- You will be missed.
- Screw you !
:33:29
- Hey, you're not allowed
to rent here anymore !
- [ Jay ] Yeah !
:33:34
Screw me ?
:33:49
- You'll never believe
what this unruly customer just said.
- Wait.
:33:52
- She in here ?
- This guy's going through all the eggs.
:33:55
This has been going on
for 20 minutes now.
:33:58
- What's he looking for ?
- Said he has to find the perfect dozen.
:34:01
- Perfect dozen ?
- Each egg has to be perfect.
:34:03
- The quest isn't going well ?
- Obviously not.
:34:06
- Look at all the cartons
that didn't make the grade.
- Why doesn't he mix and match ?
:34:09
- l told him that, and he yelled at me.
- What'd he say ?
:34:12
He said
it was important to have standards.
He says no one has any pride anymore.
:34:15
It's not like
you laid the eggs yourself.
:34:17
I give him five more minutes.
After that, I'm calling the cops.
:34:20
I don't need this.
I'm not even supposed to be here today.
:34:25
Two packs of cigarettes.
:34:29
- I'm as puzzled as you.
- I've actually seen it before.
:34:33
- You know him ?
- No, but l know the behavior.
:34:36
- Let me guess. He's looking
for the perfect carton of eggs ?
- [ Randal ] How'd you know ?
:34:39
- I'll bet you a million dollars
he's a guidance counselor.
- [ Dante ] Why do you say that ?
:34:43
I saw it happen in Food City,
Like, last year. Different guy, though.
:34:47
Stock boy said he'd been looking through
cartons of eggs for half an hour,
:34:50
doing all sorts
of endurance tests and stuff.
:34:53
I asked him why nobody ever called
the manager, and he said it happens...
:34:55
two, three times a week, sometimes more.
:34:58
- Get out of here.
- No, l kid you not.