:35:00
They call it shell shock. Seems to
only happen with guidance counselors.
:35:04
They used to make a big deal of it,
but they just let it go now...
:35:06
because they always pay
for whatever they break,
and they never bother anybody.
:35:10
Why guidance counselors ?
:35:12
If your job was as meaningless
as theirs, wouldn't you go crazy too ?
:35:15
- Come to think of it, my guidance
counselor was kinda worthless.
- See ?
:35:18
It's important to have a job
that makes a difference, boys.
:35:21
That's why l manually masturbate caged
animals for artificial insemination.
:35:28
Go your own way
:35:31
You can call it
another lonely day
:36:00
Did you ever notice
that all the prices end in ""9"" ?
:36:04
Damn, that's eerie.
:36:06
- Do you know how much the average
jiz-mopper makes per hour ?
- What's a jiz-mopper ?
:36:10
The guy that cleans up the nudie booths
after each guy jerks off.
:36:14
- ""Nudie booth"" ?
- Yeah, nudie booth.
:36:16
- You ever been in a nudie booth ?
- Guess not.
:36:18
Oh, man, it's great.
:36:20
You go into this booth, and there's
this glass between you and these chicks.
:36:23
- And they put on a show for you
for, like, ten bucks.
- What kind of a show ?
:36:26
Think of the weirdest, craziest shit
you'd like to see chicks do.
:36:29
These chicks do it all. They insert
things into any opening on their body.
:36:33
- Any opening.
- Can we not talk about this now ?
:36:36
The jiz-mopper's job is to clean it up
after each guy shoots a load.
:36:39
Practically everybody
does it right on the window.
:36:41
I don't know if you know this,
but cum leaves streaks
if you don't clean it right away.
:36:44
- l will never come to this place again.
- Excuse me ?
:36:47
Using filthy language in front of
the customers. You both should be fired.
:36:51
Oh, l-I'm sorry.
I guess we kinda got carried away.
:36:55
I don't know
if sorry can make up for it.
:36:58
You've highly offended me.