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In the next week's paper, they said,
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""We were miraculously saved
at the zero hour...
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by a koala-fish mutant bird.""
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[ Laughing ]
Crazy shit.
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So I'm no more
responsible for my decisions here than,
say, a death squad soldier in Bosnia ?
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That's stretching it. You're not being
asked to slay children or anything.
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- Yeah, not yet.
- And l remember one time--
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I'm gonna break your fucking head,
you fucking jerk !
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- I'm sorry. He meant to hit me.
- Yeah ? Well, he missed.
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Here, let me refund your money
and we'll call if even, all right ?
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I'll never come in here again.
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And if l see you again,
I'm gonna break your fucking head open !
:56:41
- What the fuck did you do that for ?
- Two reasons.
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One, l hate it when people can't shut up
about the stupid tabloid headlines.
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- Oh, Jesus.
- And two, to prove a point.
Title does not dictate behavior.
:56:51
- What ?
- lf title dictated my behavior
as a clerk serving the public,
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I wouldn't be allowed to spit water
at that guy, but l did.
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My point is that
people dictate their own behavior.
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Even though l work in a video store,
I choose to rent movies at Big Choice.
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- Agreed ?
- You are a danger
to both the dead and the living.
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I like to think
I'm a master of my own destiny.
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- Please get the hell outta here.
- You know I'm your hero.
:57:19
Sounds to me like somebody
needs to hit the gym.
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- Excuse me ?
- l heard you strain
when you picked up that milk.
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- it only weighs seven pounds.
- l didn't strain. l sighed.
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I don't think so.
That was a grunt.
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A deep inhalation of oxygen
to aid in the stretching of muscles.
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I'm a trainer. l know what that
sound signifies. You're out of shape.
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- What ? There's no fat on my body.
- No fat !
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No tone either.
You don't get enough exercise.
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- You open ?
- Yes.
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- Just the paper.
- Thirty-five.
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Hey, uh, let me ask you a question.
Think this guy's out of shape ?
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I don't know.
Can't really tell from here.
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- l am-- l am not !
- He is.
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How much can you bench ?
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- l don't know.
- I'd say about 60, 70, tops.