1:25:03
You didn't have to choke me, you know.
1:25:05
Why did you tell Veronica that l was
gonna dump her to go back with Caitlin ?
1:25:08
- l thought l was doing you a favor.
- Oh, Jesus.
1:25:11
You're always saying
how you can't initiate change yourself.
1:25:13
I thought I'd give you a hand.
1:25:15
Thanks.
1:25:17
You still didn't have to choke me.
1:25:19
Oh, please.
I'm surprised l didn't kill you.
1:25:22
- Why do you say that ?
- Why do l say that ?
1:25:25
Randal-- [ Sighs ]
Forget it.
1:25:27
- No, really.
What did l do that was so wrong ?
- What don't you do ?
1:25:30
Sometimes l think
the only reason you come to work
is to make my life miserable.
1:25:33
- How do you figure ?
- What time did you get to work today ?
1:25:35
Like 10:00, or ten after.
1:25:38
You were over a half an hour late.
And then all you do is come in here.
1:25:41
- Yeah, to talk to you.
- Which means the video store
is ostensibly closed !
1:25:45
Oh, it's not like I'm miles away.
1:25:47
Unless you're out renting video
at other video stores.
1:25:49
- Hermaphrodites. l rented it
so we could watch it together.
- You get me slapped with a fine.
1:25:53
You argue with the customers,
and l have to patch everything up.
1:25:56
You get us thrown out of a funeral
by violating the corpse.
1:25:59
Then to top it all off,
you ruin my relationship.
I mean, what's your encore ?
1:26:03
Do you, like, anally rape my mother
while pouring sugar in my gas tank ?
1:26:09
You know what the real tragedy
about all of this is ?
1:26:12
I'm not even supposed
to be here today !
1:26:14
Oh, fuck you !
Fuck you, pal !
1:26:18
Jesus, there you go,
trying to pass the buck.
1:26:20
I'm the source of all your misery.
1:26:22
Who closed the store to play hockey ?
Who closed the store to go to a wake ?
1:26:26
Who tried to win back
his ex-girlfriend...
1:26:28
without even discussing
how he felt with his present one ?
1:26:31
You wanna blame somebody ?
Blame yourself.
1:26:34
""I'm not even supposed
to be here today.""
1:26:36
You sound like an asshole !
1:26:37
Jesus, nobody twisted
your arm to be here.
1:26:40
You're here of your own volition.
1:26:42
You like to think the weight
of the world rests on your shoulder,
1:26:45
Like this place would fall apart
if Dante wasn't here.
1:26:48
Jesus, you overcompensate for having
what's basically a monkey's job.
1:26:51
You push fuckin' buttons. Anybody
could waltz in here and do our jobs.
1:26:56
You're so obsessed
with making it seem so much more epic,
1:26:59
so much more important
than it really is.