:04:15
Why are you going to the airport?
Flying somewhere?
:04:19
How did you guess?
- I saw your luggage.
:04:22
And when I saw the airline ticket,
I put two and two together.
:04:26
So where right you heading?
- Aspen.
:04:30
California... beautiful.
:04:35
My name's Christmas. Lloyd Christmas.
:04:38
I'm Mary Swanson.
:04:41
This isn't my real job.
- No?
:04:44
My friend Harry and I want to open
our own pet store.
:04:48
That's nice.
:04:51
I Got Worms.
- I beg your pardon?
:04:54
That's what we want to call it: "I Got
Worms". Specializing in worm farms.
:04:59
You know, like ant farms...
:05:02
What's the matter?
A little tense about the flight?
:05:08
Something like that.
- There's nothing to worry about, Mary.
:05:12
Statistically your more likely to get killed
on the way to the airport...
:05:15
like in a head-on crash or
flying off a cliff...
:05:19
or trapped under a gas truck.
That's worst.
:05:21
I have this cousin, had this cousin...
:05:24
Lloyd, keep your eyes
on the road please?
:05:30
Good thinking. Can't be too careful.
A lot of bad drivers out there.
:05:52
And okay gang, you know the rules.
No humping, no pushing, no sniffing.
:05:55
Where've you been? My dogs should
have been here 40 minutes ago.