Dumb & Dumber
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1:29:02
Yes, I'd like a one-way ticket to
Amsterdam as soon as possible.

1:29:07
How do you guys know each other?
1:29:10
We used to be best friends.
- Until he turned into a backstabber.

1:29:13
Me a backstabber?
You got a lot of nerve.

1:29:16
You knew I was crazy about her.
1:29:18
You knew I was crazy
about Fraida Felcher.

1:29:24
What do you mean?
- Don't deny it, Lloyd.

1:29:27
She told me the whole story,
French tickler.

1:29:34
What time does that leave?
1:29:38
I guess we both learned
something about each other.

1:29:40
You said it, pal!
Maybe we're not such good friends.

1:29:44
If one beautiful girI can
rip us apart like this...

1:29:47
Maybe our friendship isn't worth a damn.
Maybe we should call it quits right now.

1:29:51
You tell me where to sign.
- Right on my ass. Kiss it!

1:29:55
You kiss mine! Both cheeks! Right here!
1:30:00
Shut up!
1:30:04
Which one of you losers wants
to get it first.

1:30:07
Over here.
1:30:11
I was the one who got you
into this mess. Shoot me.

1:30:15
No, wait.
1:30:17
Me first. I stole your girl. I deserve it.
1:30:20
No you don't.
- Yes I do.

1:30:22
No you don't.
- Yesterday was a great day.

1:30:26
Mary and I went skiing,
made a snowman, she touched my leg...

1:30:30
Okay, kill him.
1:30:42
You killed my best friend, you bastard.
1:30:45
If it's any consolation,
you're about to be reunited.

1:30:55
Harry, you're alive.
1:30:59
And you're a horrible shot.

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