:04:29
Why are you going to the airport?
Flying somewhere?
:04:33
How did you guess?
- I saw your luggage.
:04:37
And when I saw the airline ticket,
I put two and two together.
:04:40
So where right you heading?
- Aspen.
:04:44
California... beautiful.
:04:50
My name's Christmas. Lloyd Christmas.
:04:53
I'm Mary Swanson.
:04:55
This isn't my real job.
- No?
:04:59
My friend Harry and I want to open
our own pet store.
:05:02
That's nice.
:05:05
I Got Worms.
- I beg your pardon?
:05:08
That's what we want to call it: "I Got
Worms". Specializing in worm farms.
:05:14
You know, like ant farms...
:05:17
What's the matter?
A little tense about the flight?
:05:22
Something like that.
- There's nothing to worry about, Mary.
:05:26
Statistically your more likely to get killed
on the way to the airport...
:05:30
like in a head-on crash or
flying off a cliff...
:05:33
or trapped under a gas truck.
That's worst.
:05:36
I have this cousin, had this cousin...
:05:39
Lloyd, keep your eyes
on the road please?
:05:44
Good thinking. Can't be too careful.
A lot of bad drivers out there.