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to introduces us to the 24th. Carl?
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Ladies and gentlemen...
I give you the lcelandic Snow Owl.

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These magnificent specimens are 1/7...
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of the snow owl population
left on the planet.

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And God willing,
with your help and the society...

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these wonderful creatures
will flourish once more.

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Thank you again
and enjoy your evening.

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Can I have some pistachios, please?
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And another one of those.
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Would you calm down?
I've never seen you so nervous.

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Keep an eye on them, Shay.
A close eye.

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I'm ready for commitment. The first time
I set eyes on Mary Swanson...

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I got that old-fashioned
romantic feeling...

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that I do anything to bone her.
- That's a special feeling, Lloyd.

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Oh my, there she is.
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Wow, you weren't kidding.
She's an angel.

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What are you waiting for?
Go and talk to her.

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She's going to think I'm a psycho
that I came so far...

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But you have the briefcase.
She'll be thrilled to see you.

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Wait, I have an idea.
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Why don't you go
and introduces yourself...

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and build me up. Then I won't have
to brag about myseIf later.

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Tell her I'm rich...
and good-looking... and...

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and have a rapist wit.
- Know, I don't think I...


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