Dumb & Dumber
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1:06:00
Come on.
1:06:02
Okay. What you gonna do?
1:06:06
I'm gonna hang by the bar
and put out the 'vibe'.

1:06:22
Nice set of hooters you got there.
1:06:26
I beg your pardon?
- The owls... beautiful.

1:06:35
Are you a bird lover?
- Me? No...

1:06:37
I used to have a parakeet,
but my main expertise is canines.

1:06:44
Dogs... for the lay person.
1:06:47
Thanks...
1:06:50
I love dogs do.
How are you involved with them?

1:06:54
I trained them, bathed them,
clipped them, and even bred them.

1:06:59
Oh really? Any unusual breeding?
- No, mostly just doggy style.

1:07:04
One time we mated
a Bulldog with a Shitzu...

1:07:09
Really? That's weird.
1:07:13
Yeah, we called it a Bullshit.
1:07:26
Anyway, the real reason
I came over here...

1:07:30
was to introduce you to
a buddy of mine.

1:07:33
Mary, haven't met your friend...
1:07:36
Well actually we haven't been
introduced. I'm Mary Swanson.

1:07:40
Hi, Harry Dunne.
- This is my stepmother Helen.

1:07:44
Harry Dunne. A pleasure to meet you.
1:07:46
I saw you come in and
was hoping to meet you.

1:07:50
You were?
- That tuxedo is fabulous.

1:07:55
I love a man with a sense of humor.
So does Mary.


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