Dumb & Dumber
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1:31:02
Me a backstabber?
You got a lot of nerve.

1:31:05
You knew I was crazy about her.
1:31:07
You knew I was crazy
about Fraida Felcher.

1:31:13
What do you mean?
- Don't deny it, Lloyd.

1:31:16
She told me the whole story,
French tickler.

1:31:22
What time does that leave?
1:31:29
I guess we both learned
something about each other.

1:31:32
You said it, pal!
Maybe we're not such good friends.

1:31:36
If one beautiful girI can
rip us apart like this...

1:31:38
Maybe our friendship isn't worth a damn.
Maybe we should call it quits right now.

1:31:42
You tell me where to sign.
- Right on my ass. Kiss it!

1:31:46
You kiss mine! Both cheeks! Right here!
1:31:51
Shut up!
1:31:55
Which one of you losers wants
to get it first.

1:31:59
Over here.
1:32:02
I was the one who got you
into this mess. Shoot me.

1:32:07
No, wait.
1:32:08
Me first. I stole your girl. I deserve it.
1:32:11
No you don't.
- Yes I do.

1:32:14
No you don't.
- Yesterday was a great day.

1:32:17
Mary and I went skiing,
made a snowman, she touched my leg...

1:32:21
Okay, kill him.
1:32:34
You killed my best friend, you bastard.
1:32:37
If it's any consolation,
you're about to be reunited.

1:32:46
Harry, you're alive.
1:32:50
And you're a horrible shot.
1:32:54
Lucky me.
- Police.

1:32:56
Don't anybody move. Wverybody freeze.
Get those hands up.


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