Dumb and Dumber
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:16:01
I'll be right back.
Don't you go dying on me.

:16:11
Where's the booze?
:16:13
I got rolled by a sweet old lady
on a motorized cart.

:16:17
I didn't even see it coming.
:16:25
Come on, Harry. Cheer up.
:16:28
It gets worse, Lloyd. My parakeet Pete...
:16:33
is dead.
:16:39
Oh man, I'm sorry. What happened?
:16:44
His head fell off.
- His head fell off?

:16:48
Yes, he was pretty old.
:16:55
That's it. I've had it with this dump.
:16:59
We got no food, no job...
:17:02
our pet heads are falling off.
- Okay, just calm down.

:17:06
And what the hell are we doing here,
Harry? We've got to leave town.

:17:10
And go where? Where to?
- I'll tell you where...

:17:15
Some place warm.
Where the beer flows like wine.

:17:20
Where beautiful women flock
like the salmon of Capastrano.

:17:26
I'm talking about a little place like Aspen.
:17:31
I don't know, the French are assholes.
Wait a minute...

:17:38
I know what you're up to, mister!
:17:41
You just wanna go to Aspen and
find the girl who lost her briefcase.

:17:46
And you need me to drive you there.
Am I right?

:17:49
Am I right?
- Yes, so?

:17:53
So I want to go where somebody
can plug us into the social pipeline.

:17:58
No, no, no, Lloyd!

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