Dumb and Dumber
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1:04:02
Your attention please.
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The Aspen Preservation Society
is the foremost defender...

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of 23 endangered species.
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It is with tremendous honor
we asked Mr Swanson...

1:04:16
to introduces us to the 24th. Carl?
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Ladies and gentlemen...
I give you the lcelandic Snow Owl.

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These magnificent specimens are 1/7...
1:04:42
of the snow owl population
left on the planet.

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And God willing,
with your help and the society...

1:04:49
these wonderful creatures
will flourish once more.

1:04:53
Thank you again
and enjoy your evening.

1:04:58
Can I have some pistachios, please?
1:05:02
And another one of those.
1:05:04
Would you calm down?
I've never seen you so nervous.

1:05:09
Keep an eye on them, Shay.
A close eye.

1:05:13
I'm ready for commitment. The first time
I set eyes on Mary Swanson...

1:05:18
I got that old-fashioned
romantic feeling...

1:05:21
that I do anything to bone her.
- That's a special feeling, Lloyd.

1:05:28
Oh my, there she is.
1:05:31
Wow, you weren't kidding.
She's an angel.

1:05:37
What are you waiting for?
Go and talk to her.

1:05:45
She's going to think I'm a psycho
that I came so far...

1:05:49
But you have the briefcase.
She'll be thrilled to see you.

1:05:55
Wait, I have an idea.
1:05:59
Why don't you go
and introduces yourself...


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