Dumb and Dumber
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1:06:03
and build me up. Then I won't have
to brag about myseIf later.

1:06:07
Tell her I'm rich...
and good-looking... and...

1:06:12
and have a rapist wit.
- Know, I don't think I...

1:06:17
Come on.
1:06:19
Okay. What you gonna do?
1:06:23
I'm gonna hang by the bar
and put out the 'vibe'.

1:06:39
Nice set of hooters you got there.
1:06:43
I beg your pardon?
- The owls... beautiful.

1:06:52
Are you a bird lover?
- Me? No...

1:06:55
I used to have a parakeet,
but my main expertise is canines.

1:07:02
Dogs... for the lay person.
1:07:06
Thanks...
1:07:08
I love dogs do.
How are you involved with them?

1:07:13
I trained them, bathed them,
clipped them, and even bred them.

1:07:17
Oh really? Any unusual breeding?
- No, mostly just doggy style.

1:07:22
One time we mated
a Bulldog with a Shitzu...

1:07:28
Really? That's weird.
1:07:31
Yeah, we called it a Bullshit.
1:07:44
Anyway, the real reason
I came over here...

1:07:48
was to introduce you to
a buddy of mine.

1:07:52
Mary, haven't met your friend...
1:07:55
Well actually we haven't been
introduced. I'm Mary Swanson.

1:07:59
Hi, Harry Dunne.
- This is my stepmother Helen.


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