Dumb and Dumber
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1:31:02
You're a dead man.
You're a dead man!

1:31:10
Lloyd, I'm home.
1:31:14
We've got have a talk.
I've got a confession to make.

1:31:17
Oh good, you found her.
I'll leave you two alone.

1:31:21
No, stay.
1:31:30
Yes, I'd like a one-way ticket to
Amsterdam as soon as possible.

1:31:34
How do you guys know each other?
1:31:37
We used to be best friends.
- Until he turned into a backstabber.

1:31:41
Me a backstabber?
You got a lot of nerve.

1:31:44
You knew I was crazy about her.
1:31:46
You knew I was crazy
about Fraida Felcher.

1:31:52
What do you mean?
- Don't deny it, Lloyd.

1:31:55
She told me the whole story,
French tickler.

1:32:02
What time does that leave?
1:32:06
I guess we both learned
something about each other.

1:32:09
You said it, pal!
Maybe we're not such good friends.

1:32:13
If one beautiful girI can
rip us apart like this...

1:32:15
Maybe our friendship isn't worth a damn.
Maybe we should call it quits right now.

1:32:19
You tell me where to sign.
- Right on my ass. Kiss it!

1:32:23
You kiss mine! Both cheeks! Right here!
1:32:29
Shut up!
1:32:32
Which one of you losers wants
to get it first.

1:32:36
Over here.
1:32:39
I was the one who got you
into this mess. Shoot me.

1:32:44
No, wait.
1:32:46
Me first. I stole your girl. I deserve it.
1:32:49
No you don't.
- Yes I do.

1:32:51
No you don't.
- Yesterday was a great day.

1:32:55
Mary and I went skiing,
made a snowman, she touched my leg...

1:32:59
Okay, kill him.

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