:04:15
Why are you going to the airport?
FIying somewhere?
:04:19
How did you guess?
- I saw your Iuggage.
:04:22
And when I saw the airIine ticket,
I put two and two together.
:04:26
So where right you heading?
- Aspen.
:04:30
CaIifornia... beautifuI.
:04:35
My name's Christmas. LIoyd Christmas.
:04:38
I'm Mary Swanson.
:04:41
This isn't my reaI job.
- No?
:04:44
My friend Harry and I want to open
our own pet store.
:04:48
That's nice.
:04:51
I Got Worms.
- I beg your pardon?
:04:54
That's what we want to caII it: ''I Got
Worms.'' SpeciaIizing in worm farms.
:04:59
You know, Iike ant farms...
:05:02
What's the matter?
A IittIe tense about the fIight?
:05:08
Something Iike that.
- There's nothing to worry about, Mary.
:05:12
StatisticaIIy your more IikeIy to get kiIIed
on the way to the airport...
:05:15
...Iike in a head-on crash or
fIying off a cIiff...
:05:19
...or trapped under a gas truck.
That's worst.
:05:21
I have this cousin, had this cousin...
:05:24
LIoyd, keep your eyes
on the road pIease?
:05:30
Good thinking. Can't be too carefuI.
A Iot of bad drivers out there.
:05:52
And okay gang, you know the ruIes.
No humping, no pushing, no sniffing.
:05:55
Where've you been? My dogs shouId
have been here 40 minutes ago.