Dumb and Dumber
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1:02:03
Your attention pIease.
1:02:05
The Aspen Preservation Society
is the foremost defender...

1:02:09
...of 23 endangered species.
1:02:12
It is with tremendous honor
we asked Mr Swanson...

1:02:17
...to introduces us to the 24th. CarI?
1:02:27
Ladies and gentIemen...
I give you the IceIandic Snow OwI.

1:02:39
These magnificent specimens are 1/7...
1:02:42
...of the snow owI popuIation
Ieft on the pIanet.

1:02:45
And God wiIIing,
with your heIp and the society...

1:02:50
...these wonderfuI creatures
wiII fIourish once more.

1:02:53
Thank you again
and enjoy your evening.

1:02:58
Can I have some pistachios, pIease?
1:03:02
And another one of those.
1:03:04
WouId you caIm down?
I've never seen you so nervous.

1:03:09
Keep an eye on them, Shay.
A cIose eye.

1:03:13
I'm ready for commitment. The first time
I set eyes on Mary Swanson...

1:03:18
...I got that oId-fashioned
romantic feeIing...

1:03:21
...that I do anything to bone her.
- That's a speciaI feeIing, LIoyd.

1:03:28
Oh my, there she is.
1:03:30
Wow, you weren't kidding.
She's an angeI.

1:03:37
What are you waiting for?
Go and taIk to her.

1:03:44
She's going to think I'm a psycho
that I came so far...

1:03:48
But you have the briefcase.
She'II be thriIIed to see you.

1:03:55
Wait, I have an idea.
1:03:58
Why don't you go
and introduces yourseIf...


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