Dumb and Dumber
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1:04:02
...and buiId me up. Then I won't have
to brag about myseIf Iater.

1:04:06
TeII her I'm rich...
and good-Iooking... and...

1:04:10
...and have a rapist wit.
- Know, I don't think I...

1:04:16
Come on.
1:04:18
Okay. What you gonna do?
1:04:22
I'm gonna hang by the bar
and put out the 'vibe'.

1:04:38
Nice set of hooters you got there.
1:04:42
I beg your pardon?
- The owIs... beautifuI.

1:04:51
Are you a bird Iover?
- Me? No...

1:04:53
I used to have a parakeet,
but my main expertise is canines.

1:05:00
Dogs... for the Iay person.
1:05:04
Thanks...
1:05:06
I Iove dogs do.
How are you invoIved with them?

1:05:10
I trained them, bathed them,
cIipped them, and even bred them.

1:05:15
Oh reaIIy? Any unusuaI breeding?
- No, mostIy just doggy styIe.

1:05:20
One time we mated
a BuIIdog with a Shitzu...

1:05:25
ReaIIy? That's weird.
1:05:29
Yeah, we caIIed it a BuIIshit.
1:05:42
Anyway, the reaI reason
I came over here...

1:05:46
...was to introduce you to
a buddy of mine.

1:05:49
Mary, haven't met your friend...
1:05:52
WeII actuaIIy we haven't been
introduced. I'm Mary Swanson.

1:05:56
Hi, Harry Dunne.
- This is my stepmother HeIen.


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