:10:00
Mr Weiss?.
Ed Wood here.
:10:03
Listen, I heard about your
new project and I was curious
ifyou'd signed a directoryet.
:10:07
Oh, you haven't!
:10:09
Well, ifwe could get together,
I could explain to you...
:10:12
why I'm more qualified to direct
this than anyone else in town.
:10:17
Well, I'd rather not
go into that over the phone.
:10:20
All right.
Great!
:10:22
I'll see you then.
Bye!
:10:25
Eddie, I don't understand.
:10:27
Why are you the most qualified director
for the Christine Jorgensen story?.
:10:31
Oh, it's just hogwash, hon.
I had to get into the door somehow.
:10:33
[ Chuckles ]
:10:43
[Engine Knocking]
:10:46
[Sputtering]
:10:53
[Man ]
No, I loveyou likke a brother.
:10:55
No, no, no. No, no, no.
That's a fialsehood!
:11:00
Come in!
:11:02
Look, when I said you could
have the western territories,
I didn't mean all 1 1 states!
:11:08
I meant California, Oregon,
and what's that one on top?.
:11:11
Washington, yeah, yeah!
:11:13
W-- Oh, really?.
:11:15
Well, screw you!
:11:17
Hi. Can I help you?.
:11:20
Yes. I'm Ed Wood.
I'm here about directing the
Christine Jorgensen picture.
:11:23
[ Chuckling ]
Well, a couple of things have changed.
:11:26
It ain't gonna be the
Christine Jorgensen story no more.
:11:28
Goddam Variety had to print
the story before I got the rights.
:11:31
- Now that bitch is asking for the sky.
- Ah, you're not gonna make the movie.
:11:34
No, of course I'm gonna make
the picture. I already presold
Alabama and Oklahoma.
:11:39
Those repressed Okies, they go for
that twisted, perverted stuff.
:11:42
We'll just do it without the she-male.
We'll fictionalize it.
:11:45
- Is there a script?.
- Fuck no. But, there's a poster.
:11:52
It opens in nine weeks
in Tulsa.
:11:55
Well, Mr Weiss, look no further.
I'm your man.
:11:57
I work fast and I'm a deal.
I write and direct. And I'm good.