:26:09
So that's where
my sweater's been.
:26:13
How long have you
been doing this?.
:26:17
Since I was a kid.
:26:19
My mom wanted a girl, so she
used to dress me in girlie clothing.
:26:23
Just became a habit.
:26:26
Jesus Christ!
And you never told me?.
:26:28
Well, this is my way
of telling you.
:26:30
What, by putting it in a fucking script
for everyone to see?.
:26:34
What kind of sick mind
operates like that?.
:26:37
And what about this, this
so-called Barbara character...
:26:39
that's obviously me?.
:26:41
I mean, this is our life.
It's so embarrassing!
:26:43
- Of course it is. That's why
you should play the part.
- Oh, you got nerve, buddy.
:26:47
- It's a darn good role.
- That's not the issue!
:26:50
God, how can you act so casual
when you're dressed like that?.
:26:55
It makes me feel comfortable.
:26:57
Oh, just like in the script.
:27:00
Exactly.
:27:06
So, what do you say?.
:27:08
Do we break up?.
:27:12
Or do you want to make
the movie with me?.
:27:18
They make you tall, and you're flashy.
They want that.
:27:22
Okay. But they want professionalism,
so nix on the Nelly...
:27:25
without losing naivete,
okay?.
:27:27
Now, the good news isyou're
probably going to get hired
becauseyou lookk likke Peggy Lee.
:27:31
But I don't want anybody else
to resent that, okay?. Please?.
:27:34
'Cause there's enough
for everybody, exotics too.
:27:36
All right, because ifyou're not
going to smile, please don't bother.
You'll embarrass me.
:27:39
This is George Weiss. He's done
some very important things;
he's a nice person to know.
:27:43
- An important person to know.
- I thought you were gonna
make a sex change film!
:27:45
- It's still a sex change film.
- Yeah! Five pages before it ends!
:27:48
- The rest is about some schmuck
who likes angora sweaters!
- I don't think he's a schmuck.
:27:52
What about this title?. My poster says,
I Changed My Sex..
:27:56
So change the poster.
Trust me, you'll be better off.
This story's gonna grab people.