:46:00
And now we take you
to a castle in Transylvania.
:46:03
Watch out. The landlord's
a real pain in the neckk.
:46:08
[ Organ Playing Bach's
Toccata And Fugue In D Minor ]
:46:25
Greetings!
I am the Count!
:46:28
Greetings, pal! I'm Slick Slomopavitz,
Seeker of Adventure!
:46:33
- [Audience Laughing]
- Hey, what a kooky place to sleep.
:46:35
Kind of reminds me of my house.
What a dump!
:46:38
Some places got a Murphy bed;
this place got a Murphy shower.
:46:41
I still don't know where
to hang the towels.
:46:43
I beg to differ.
:46:45
Beg to differ?. A bloodsucker, right?.
I'm talkin' about my towels.
:46:50
[ Clears Throat ]
:46:54
Greetings!
I... am the Count.
:47:03
- Damn!
- [Band]
:47:05
[ Angry Muttering ]
:47:10
A bum is what he is. I told you
we should've got Karloff!
:47:17
- Ah, don't worry about it, Bela.
You're better than all this.
- I never said I could ad-lib.
:47:21
- Forget it! We'll make our own movie
and you'll be a big star again.
- Aha!
:47:24
Mr Lugosi, it is an unparalleled
privilege to meet you, sir.
:47:29
Allow me to introduce myself.
I am Criswell.
:47:32
It's a pleasure.
:47:34
Ahh, cheer up. Don't lose heart
over what happened tonight.
:47:38
I predict... your next project will
be an outstanding success!
:47:42
Wow!
:47:45
And who may you be?.
:47:47
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.
- Ahh!
:47:50
- The director of Glen Or Glenda?
- How'd you know?.
:47:53
I am Criswell.
I know all.
:47:58
- [Latin ]
- [ Criswell, Faint ]