:34:03
We have 15 hair experts
from all over the world.
:34:07
Up there is where
the fanny flab flies off
:34:11
at the rate of about
675 pounds a day.
:34:15
That's a lot
of salted ham, Sissy.
:34:18
- Wow, you're gonna make a movie.
- Hey, give me that!
:34:21
Ladies, as most of you
have been informed,
:34:23
one of the fringe benefits of your stay
here at the Rubber Rose Ranch
:34:27
is a rare opportunity
to get a look at the world's
:34:29
last surviving flock
of wild whooping cranes.
:34:32
They stop off here
twice a year
:34:34
at that marshy little lake
on the north end of the ranch
:34:36
and you're in luck
because even as I speak,
:34:38
the flock's
over there right now.
:34:40
Our special guest
Ms. Sissy H...
:34:43
uh, Ms. Sissy Hankshaw
is with us.
:34:49
Merciful Jesus,
they're murdering the guests!
:34:54
Es gibt soviele verschiedene farben
von erdäpfel hier in Amerika,
:34:57
in Deutschland
gibts nur eine sorte.
:34:59
Ja, ja, ja.
:35:01
Where are the guests?
Where are the guests?
:35:03
Take it easy, lady. They just rode
over the hill with the cowgirls.
:35:06
You're Miss Adrian.
We gotta talk about that filming.
:35:09
Not now, you fool,
not now.
:35:11
Those crazed bitches
have led innocent women out
:35:14
and are slaughtering them
at this moment.
:35:16
We'll all be killed.
:35:18
Oh...
:35:20
there's a slaughter
going on, all right,
:35:22
but it ain't the fat ladies
that are getting it.
:35:25
Your hired hands
are killing the cattle.
:35:27
The cattle?
They're killing the cows?
:35:30
That's what they said,
Miss Adrian.
:35:31
How dare you slaughter
the Countess' cattle?
:35:34
What's a ranch
without cows?
:35:36
We're replacing them
with goats.
:35:38
The cows are diseased
and in pain.
:35:40
We're just putting them
out of their misery.
:35:42
According to
Ms. Bonanza Jellybean,
:35:45
the Rubber Rose is indicative
of the Countess' values.
:35:48
They purchased a cheap but weak
strain of cattle in the beginning,
:35:52
- And within...
- Oh heavens.
:35:54
I don't want to hear what Bonanza
Jellybean tells all you girls.
:35:57
Come on, Sissy.
I'll show you to your quarters.