:20:05
that I got, that's left
:20:07
after a new hair cut
and a newsuit
:20:10
and to ok Mama out
to a real fancy dinner,
:20:13
and I bought a bus ticket,
then three Dr. Peppers.
:20:15
Tell me something.
:20:17
Are you stupid or something?
:20:20
Stupid is as stupid does, sir.
:20:22
That's what's left
after me saying,
:20:24
"When I was in China on
the all-America Ping-Pong team,
:20:28
"I just loved
playing Ping-Pong
:20:30
with my Flex-O-Lite
Ping-Pong paddle,"
:20:32
which everybody knows isn't true,
:20:34
but Mama said it wasjust
a little white lie,
:20:37
so it wasn't hurting nobody.
:20:39
So anyway ,
I'm putting all that
:20:41
on gas, ropes, and new nets
:20:44
and a brand-new shrimping boat.
:21:07
Now Bubba told me everything
he knew about shrimping,
:21:10
but you know what I found out ?
:21:14
Shrimping is tough.
:21:18
I only caught five .
:21:21
A couple more ,
you can have yourself a cocktail.
:21:26
Hey, you ever think about
naming this old boat?
:21:29
It's bad luck to have
a boat without a name.
:21:32
I'd never named a boat before,
:21:34
but there was only one
I could think of,
:21:39
the most beautiful name
in the wide world.
:21:47
# Do a little dance #
:21:48
# Make a little love #
:21:50
# Get down tonight#
:21:52
# Get down tonight#
:21:54
# Do a little dance #
:21:57
# Make a little love #
:21:58
# Get down tonight#