:15:01
Into the marquee, please.
Dinner is served.
:15:06
- How do you do?
- Hello. Tom. Splendid to meet you.
:15:10
Very exciting.
:15:24
Hi.
:15:27
My name's Scarlett. Don't let me
drink too much cos l'll get really flirty.
:15:33
- How do you do? My name's Charles.
- Don't be ridiculous.
:15:37
- Charles died 20 years ago.
- Must be a different Charles, I think.
:15:43
Are you telling me
I don't know my own brother?
:15:45
No.
:16:02
Ladies and gentlemen,
l'm sorry to drag you from your desserts.
:16:06
There are just one or two little things
I feel I should say, as best man.
:16:10
This is only the second time l've been
a best man. I hope I did OK that time.
:16:15
The couple in question
are at least still talking to me.
:16:20
Unfortunately, they're not
actually talking to each other.
:16:23
The divorce came through
a couple of months ago.
:16:28
But l'm assured it had
absolutely nothing to do with me.
:16:32
Paula knew Piers had slept with her sister
before I mentioned it in the speech.
:16:39
The fact that he'd slept with her mother
came as a surprise,
:16:42
but I think was incidental to the
nightmare of recrimination and violence
:16:50
that became their two-day marriage.
:16:53
Anyway, enough of that.
My job today is to talk about Angus.
:16:56
There are no skeletons in his cupboard.
:16:59
Or so I thought.