:44:00
- Quite right. Why be dull?
- Thank you.
:44:08
The truth is, I have met the right person,
only he's not in love with me.
:44:13
And until I stop loving him
no one else stands a chance.
:44:16
- Bad luck.
- Yes, isn't it?
:44:21
I was a lesbian once at school,
but only for 1 5 minutes.
:44:24
I don't think it counts.
:44:33
There are 400 different kinds of tea,
:44:36
and that's not including
all these so-called fruit teas.
:44:39
I took Veronica out to lndia at Christmas
to look at the plantations.
:44:43
- You and her went there once.
- That's right.
:44:46
Charles was vile. He insisted on
cracking jokes all the time I was ill.
:44:51
- Trying to cheer you up.
- You're that Veronica!
:44:53
Which Veronica? Charlie?
:44:56
- Remember Bombay?
- When Charles and I were going out,
:44:59
he told me he'd had this
interesting journey round lndia
:45:03
with Vomiting Veronica.
I think that was it.
:45:06
I don't remember ever mentioning it.
Maybe I did.
:45:10
Come on, Charles. I don't think l've
ever been out with anyone less discreet.
:45:14
- That's a bit of an exaggeration, isn't it?
- It is not.
:45:18
I remember you going on
about this girl Helena
:45:21
- whose mother made a pass at you.
- I remember this.
:45:24
You couldn't work out whether it would
be impolite not to accept her advances.
:45:28
That's right. Mrs Piggy.
Helena was Miss Piggy,
:45:31
so her mother was Mrs Piggy!
:45:34
I think perhaps it was a...
:45:36
We've both lost a lot of weight since then.
:45:46
Great! The speeches.
:45:48
My lords, ladies, and gentlemen,
pray silence for the best man.